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This morning, I was waiting for a coffee

Monday, March 31st, 2008

This morning, I was waiting for a coffee in Starbucks when I found myself staring at a young woman sitting at one of the tables. I was staring at her because she was reading ‘A Long Way Down’. She noticed me staring. I was embarrassed. I explained. She was suspicious. First I was staring at her, now I was telling her lies. I was embarrassed anew. I think it would have been easier for both of us if I’d told her I was trying to imagine what she looked like naked.

When I began this blog

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

When I began this blog, it was suggested to me that readers might be interested in what I was doing with my time, and I still haven’t found a good way of talking about that. Interruptions to my regular working pattern – the preparation for An Education, and now the filming, and the paperback and European publications of Slam – mean that I can’t start a book, so I’ve been talking about, and meddling with, projects that can be wedged into broken weeks and broken days. Some of these, inevitably, will come to nothing, but that doesn’t make them any less interesting to me, and it certainly doesn’t mean that they take up any less of my time; the only trouble is that when a project is posted in cyberspace, it stays there forever, and in ten years’ time a German journalist will ask me whether I’m still working on something that will probably be abandoned in a couple of weeks’ time. (I am still having trouble convincing people that the script I was writing with Emma Thompson was abandoned a couple of years ago.) But of course if I don’t talk about things that might come to nothing, then there’s nothing to talk about at all. So here’s a little list:

- In the last few weeks I’ve been meeting with some bright and talented people who are interested in making an animated film. I came up with a story – or a setting, at least, and a scrap of plot – and they’ve come up with some drawings, and if nothing else I’ve got some beautiful prints for the office wall.

- SLAM has been optioned by DNA Films, the people who made 28 DAYS LATER. I’m going to be adapting it myself, something I haven’t done since I wrote the UK version of Fever Pitch more than ten years ago. I passed the last four books on to somebody else because I wasn’t entirely sure how to turn them into screenplays, and because I’d had enough of them. But SLAM, it seems to me, would be a more straightforward adaptation, especially since I “borrowed” a couple of key elements of the book from cinema anyway.

- I’ve been co-writing what may or may not become a radio comedy series with a friend. After reading Graham McCann’s ‘Spike & Co’ I have decided a) that collaboration is missing from my life and b) I would like to be living – working, anyway – in the early 1950s. Bring back steam radio, and audience figures of millions!

- This too Graham McCann is responsible for, indirectly: I have been asked by Steve Van Zandt’s Rock’n’Roll Forever Foundation (www.rockandrollforever.org) to contribute an essay to a text-book for schools that the organisation is putting together. It was suggested that I write about John Osborne’s play ‘Look Back In Anger’ and its influence on the 1960s in the UK; I decided I wanted to write about ‘The Goon Show’, John Lennon’s favourite comedy series. Comedy, it seems to me, was more important to the vast majority of young Britons during the 1950s than rock’n’roll. Or theatre.

          And then there are the Believer columns, and the rewrites that have to be done on an almost daily basis for the film…There’s plenty going on. Only time will tell whether any of it was worth doing.

          In his review of the new Elbow album…

          Monday, March 17th, 2008

          In his review of the new Elbow album, the Guardian’s Alexis Petridis wonders which was the worst-ever year for pop music. He suggests that 1960 and 2000 must be front-runners, while referring to the late Tony Wilson’s belief that 1975 was the pits. 1960 and 1975 make complete narrative sense: 1975 was the year before punk, which, we like to believe, came as a response to something. And 1960 is seen as a low point between Elvis’s heyday and the birth of the Beatles.

          And yet a little research shows that what makes complete narrative sense doesn’t take much account of the facts. Quite a few of the greatest albums ever made were released in 1975: Patti Smith’s ‘Horses’, ‘Born To Run’, ‘Blood On the Tracks’ AND ‘The Basement Tapes’, ‘Physical Graffiti’, ‘The Hissing Of Summer Lawns’, Curtis Mayfield’s ‘There’s No Place Like America Today’, ‘Al Green Is Love’, ‘Bob Marley Live At The Lyceum’ AND ‘Natty Dread’, ‘Young Americans’… I would include the first Kate and Anna McGarrigle album and Emmylou Harris’s ‘Elite Hotel’, both of which have retained their charm for me over the last thirty-odd years. ‘An Education’, which begins filming on Sunday, is set in 1962, and while trying to find some tracks that demonstrated just how awful a period this was, I was disappointed to discover that you could, if you so wished, put together a pretty great soundtrack. I would have agreed with Alexis Petridis about that period, but the truth is that in 1960 you could have heard Barrett Strong’s ‘Money’, ‘Cathy’s Clown’ by the Everly Brothers, ‘Shop Around’ by Smokey Robinson and the Miracles, ‘Crazy’ by Patsy Cline, ‘Wonderful World’ by Sam Cooke, ‘Spoonful’ by Howlin’ Wolf, ‘Baby What You Want Me To Do’ by Jimmy Reed, ‘Shoppin’ for Clothes’ by the Coasters and ‘Only the Lonely’ by Roy Orbison… The idea of the album was still in its infancy, but ‘Sketches Of Spain’ came out that year, too. My suspicion is that every year is a great year for music, if you look hard enough (although 2000 was certainly one of my least favourites.) In ‘An Education’, we’re sticking to the narrative, and ignoring the facts – or rather, we’re working with the idea that England hadn’t even begun to think about swinging yet.

          Orlando Bloom, by the way, is no longer a part of the cast of ‘An Education’. There was – ahem – a misunderstanding. It’s best not to say any more than that. He’s been replaced by the excellent Dominic Cooper. Earlier this week, there was a readthrough of the script, and as Alfred Molina wasn’t able to make it, I read the part of Jack. It was more fun than I am prepared to own up to. And though it’s not for me to say how good I was, some of the professional actors looked pretty intimidated by the end.